December 2011
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“May your coming year be filled with magic and dreams and good madness. I hope...”
– Neil Gaiman (via boxofoctaves)
Straw Fedoras →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
How teens and adults text:
Expectations:
Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out?
Reality:
Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out?
Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
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one half of tumblr: “i just wanna cuddle under a blanket and eat soup and watch movies all day with you and maybe kiss your cheek and stare into your eyes and hold your hand and tell you i love you”
other half of tumblr: “unf i want to take all of your clothes off with my mouth then ram you against the wall and pin your arms up and then just fuck the shit out of you”
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all-al0ng:
Calling someone worthless is the lowest shit ever, especially by someone you once loved. Why in the world would you do that? I hope you know you just made that person feel like complete shit, fucking asshole.
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Rare Words
acosmist - One who believes that nothing exists paralian - A person who lives near the sea aureate - Pertaining to the fancy or flowery words used by poets dwale - To wander about deliriously sabaism - The worship of stars dysphoria - An unwell feeling aubade - A love song which is sung at dawn eumoirous - Happiness due to being honest and wholesome mimp - To speak in a prissy manner, usually...
Taking off sunglasses
thatfunnyblog:
Expectation:
Reality:
http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
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I like being alone.
dinosaursarecomingback:
I like drinking coffee alone, and reading alone.
I like riding the bus alone, and walking home alone.
It gives me time to think, and set my mind free.
I like eating alone, and listening to music alone.
But when I see a mother with her child;
A girl with her lover;
Or a friend laughing with their best friend;
I realize that even though I like being alone
I don’t...
reblog if it's okay for me to go to your ask and...
smoshy-fever:
allysonpadillasandler:
please <3
Yes talk to meee
When it's 1am and people on facebook are saying... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
And I’m just sitting here like
you don’t know late until you get a tumblr.
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coeur-fragile:
i have fat on my face, fat on my collar bones, fat on my back, fat on my arms, fat on my wrists, fat on my stomach, fat on my hips, fat on my thighs, fat on my knees, fat on my calves, fat on my ankles, hell, i’ve even got fat on my feet.
it’s everywhere. i have fat everywhere.
i want it gone. all of it.
